Beavis: "whoa, hey, check it out! i think that's that bell that they, like, taught us about in history class...where they, like, rang it, and it put a big crack in it?"
Butt-Head: "no, Beavis. you're thinking of Bible class, when they talked about how God created the butt."
Beavis: "oh yeah, yeah. and then He created poop."
Butt-Head: "yeah. that's in that Doo-doo-ronomy section."
Beavis: "the Bible kicks ass!"