dear graduate students,
if you really loved me, you'd enter the PhD Challenge. the task is simple...get the phrase "i smoke crack rocks" into the final version of your peer-reviewed academic paper.
the best part? you don't even have to be a crack smoker to enter!
p.s.: no, i am not in any way involved with this competition...my [dis]taste for reading or writing anything remotely resembling academic was rather clear even when i *was* in school, so i'm not the kind to devise even a whimsical academic writing competition. yes, i wish i had thought of the idea.