A Crackhead's Prayer
Our dealer, who's in the alley
and his hallowed crack cocaine.
Thy rocks are fun
Even when crumbs
and my pipe is a piece of heaven.
Give me this day my daily fix
Forgive me my sins,
but I can't forgive that asshole that stole my stash.
Lead us not to baking soda
and deliver us from the slammer
for thine is the crack, the crackwhore, and the crackhead,
forever and ever.