Legal Geekery has a fantastic post about a guy who is trolling dating websites for lawyers who will litigate his patent for free. that's right...he sent the writer of Legal Geekery an OK Cupid message complaining that patent lawyers charge money, and that there's nowhere but dating sites where he can turn to find "honest, constitutional types regarding article 1, section 8 of the u.s. constitution."
the entry is hysterical, as is the text of that weirdo's profile. it has rants about patents, [not] getting laid, and everything in between. seriously, the man is never going to get a date until he learns some social skills. after reading that, it seems like he's almost as locked in his own head as the underground man...and most people can't bear to spend much time around anyone so steadfast in their own sourness.