Wednesday, January 07, 2009

oh, those cheeky pornographers...

this is a joke, of course, but enacting it would make me far happier than any of these bailouts of financial services industries or car companies. porn is a lot more entertaining...and can you imagine the production values on the new stuff if the industry got a $5 billion cash influx?

well, maybe not, but the porn industry isn't known for paying million-dollar bonuses or sending executives on million-dollar retreats after narrowly escaping bankruptcy. they'd hire a bunch of people, make a lot of new porno flicks and magazines, and maybe even slash prices a bit. with the economy as bad as it is, it would make staying home more often a lot more entertaining if we all had more shiny new porn to whack off to.

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