you are playing me a song by The Rasmus, who i love, and then you tell me that there are "events by this artist near you." you then proceed to list three upcoming concerts: in copenhagen, berlin, and hamburg.
in other words, stop being such a tease. if the concert is not in the chicago metropolitan area, please don't tell me that it's near me. or, if that's too hard...at least refrain from telling me that a concert is "near me" if the concert is not on my continent.
the persecuted crack smoker