Thursday, January 15, 2009


dear office heater,

stop turning into an air conditioner. you did it tuesday, and now you're doing it again today. when it's sub-zero outside, the last thing i want to be doing is freezing my ass off inside of my office because you feel like blowing cold air in here instead. when it's noon and my hands have not thawed out yet, there is a serious problem.

no love,
the persecuted crack smoker

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