Sunday, October 19, 2008

a musing about coffee and boobs

i find the assertion that drinking coffee reduces breast size a little hard to believe...

...well, either that, or i must not have the gene that leads to that correlation. i've been drinking at least two cups of coffee a day [and often far more...] since i was ten years old, and i'm scared to think of what my breasts would look like if coffee actually shrunk them.

1 comment:

sidepocket-pro said...

Maybe you have S&M boobies?