i just saw Warren Sapp dance the hustle...and i now understand why people watch dancing with the stars.
not only did his outfit rule [everything but the jacket of a grey three-piece shirt, with a REALLY SHINY blue shirt underneath], but watching him disco-dance was compelling and hilarious. it wasn't hilarious in a "he sucks" kind of way--in fact, he's an awesome dancer--but there's just something about a big defensive tackle disco dancing like there's no tomorrow.
as soon as there is video footage of this dance posted on youtube, i will probably be posting it here. just try to watch it without cracking a smile. you'll fail.