exchange between me and foofy_attorney, a few minutes ago:
me: guess what Rob did this evening on the phone to cheer me up.
foofy: sent you a lolcat with a penguin on it?
foofy: sent you a penguin with a lolcat on it?
foofy: sent you a lolcat with a penguin on it, compiling a linux kernel?
me: no...although that would make me really happy.
foofy: i knew it would.
me: he sang me "albuquerque." by weird al yankovic. all twelve minutes of it.
foofy: wow...that's love. i think in several societies, you'd officially be married.