you all know who billy mays is...he's the loud bearded guy who does all the ads and infomercials for oxyclean, zorbeez, kaboom, and all those other crappy home products. i was watching fox reality channel1, and you'll never guess what he's hawking now: health insurance.
i find something classless about a loud infomercial talking head hawking insurance. there are certain products that need to be marketed in a careful, classy manner...and insurance is one of them. there's a certain level of trust that you have to have in an insurance company, trust that i would never be able to put in a company that allows this guy to shill for them with brilliant phrases like:
"when i say affordable, i mean you can actually afford it!"
such a brilliant observation reminds me of the lyrical stylings of king wing, da stl baby daddy.2
1 that was my first mistake, i know.
2 whose site is back up, thank goodness.