dear David Cook,
please to be not messing up one of my favourite songs ever. you took "the world i know" by collective soul and managed to sound like a cross between two of my least favourite Idol contestants from Season 5: Chris Daughtry's adult-contemporary-"rocker" style and Eliot Yamin's overuse of melismas.
screw you. you owe my eardrums big.
the persecuted crack smoker