good morning, and welcome to another edition of the criminal aptitude quiz!
imagine you're a carjacker. you carry around a shotgun with you. you try to use it to jack a car, but the driver resists you and drives away. what do you do next?
A. get rid of the gun as quickly as possible and disappear.
B. use the gun to jack another car in the vicinity, and then get away as quickly as possible.
C. hop on a public bus with your shotgun plainly in view.
if you chose C...survey says you're an idiot.