awesome? Jay's rap from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
even more awesome? hearing a relay operator botch Jay's rap horribly.
[this is a fairly long sound file--fast-forward to six minutes in if you just want to hear the botched rap. however, i recommend listening to all seventeen minutes of it, because it's hilarious. in fact, i recommend listening to all the episodes of the Phone Losers podcast, because it's hilarious.]