Sunday, December 30, 2007

the persecuted crack smoker's year in review

it's 4 in the morning. i can't really sleep. so...time to do that meme that everyone seems to be doing this time of year. presenting: the first sentence from the first post from each month of 2007.

january: i don't have much in the way of a coherent narrative, but i feel bad that i haven't had anything to say.
february: you ever seen the beavis and butt-head episode where the boys were in sex ed, and coach buzzcut didn't allow them to laugh all week?
march: i'm enjoying the last few minutes of calm before today's storm.
april: i can't believe barely legal is now over.
may: at 4:30 today, my 2L year will be officially finished.
june: how in the world did people book vacations before the internet?
july: danny donkey is a genius.
august: remember a few months ago when i posted a link to a pro se lawsuit filed by a crack smoker who is too stupid to even have refuge at the last refuge of the persecuted crack smoker?
september: i love let's make a deal.
october: i realise i haven't posted a substantive entry here in some time...and for once, there's stuff going on other than the usual.
november: the host keeps repeating that tonight is the last night of "playmania" on the game show network.
december: wonders will never cease.

i had some weird entries on the firsts of the months.

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