Tuesday, December 11, 2007

if you use this in a bar, you're never getting any.

sign #735 that finals week has made you go crazy: you start formulating pickup lines based on Turner v. Safley.

...hey, baby. you're coming home with me tonight, because that's rationally related to my legitimate penological objectives.

1 comment:

Mad Jurist said...

Wouldn't she have to be 14 for that to make sense?