i didn't think you got the internet in prison...but i have a funny feeling i may be wrong in that regard.
the excellent blog dreadnaught keeps track of the hilarious lawsuits that jonathan lee riches © has been filing. it links to a lot of the lawsuits he files. (and...the writer has more patience than i do, since he actually types out the lawsuits he posts, instead of just linking to the .pdf file.)
well...apparently jonathan lee riches © has found that blog. why? because he mentions it in his lawsuit against coke. he claims to have a contract with dreadnaught, but the author has stopped contacting him because of how bad it is that his copyrighted likeness is used to advertise pepsi, a drink that makes him sick.
i'm reeeeeeeally curious whether you can read blogs in federal prison now. and...if so, i'm wondering if their internet connection is better than the connection i get here at the law school. because, if it is...i'm going to be mad. not mad enough to get myself hauled away to federal prison, mind you...but mad.