so, sue-perman (a.k.a. jonathan lee riches ©) filed two different lawsuits against o.j. simpson today.
one of them was in florida. it included the rather special line:
board up your windows. load up on carbs. 'cause o.j. simpson is coming to town. he sees you when you're sleeping. he knows when you're awake.
it's like a demented holiday song!
he also sued o.j. in south carolina. of course, he made completely different allegations in south carolina than he did in florida.