Thursday, September 27, 2007

he strikes again...and again...and again...

  • if you think that it's a problem that Posh Spice uses Old Spice...
  • if you think the New England Patriots hide cameras in the Foxboro Stadium bathrooms and sell the videos to Larry Craig every month...
  • if you think you are a cyborg who can tap phones using parts of your body...
  • if you think O.J. Simpson's lawyer uses O.J. Simpson as a hit man against identity thieves...
  • if you think O.J. Simpson is also 50 Cent's hit man...
  • if you are so convinced that O.J. Simpson and 50 Cent are in cahoots that you sue them twice...
  • if you think people would actually get themselves convicted for the specific purpose of being a test case and allowing the Supreme Court to rule that federal judges can give harsher sentences...
  • if you think that your constitutional rights are being violated if Paul Revere doesn't inform you about your federal indictment...
  • if you think American Idol knocked American Bandstand and The Gong Show out of business...
  • if you think that pit bulls can do Sweatin' to the Oldies...
...then you just might be Jonathan Lee Riches ©.

you'd think that i have to be posting repeats here. you'd think that one guy can't actually write this many lawsuits. but, you'd be wrong. federal prison is a boring place, and he seems to be filing suits at the rate of several a day. these are all new, all filed within the last couple of days, and all amusing.

and, we have a copycat lawsuit filer! his name is dylan stephen jayne, and his name is apparently not copyrighted. he sued google for five million dollars. it's kind of amusing...but if he's going to file weird lawsuits, he needs to do a much better job weaving the defendant into whatever story he is telling. he should read a few Riches © suits, or a few pieces of great literature, and try again. it's a good first effort, but he's got a long way to go before he's a master.

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