i subscribe to an email list called "worthless word of the day." it's exactly what it sounds like...every day, they post a random pretty worthless word and its definition.
the words from the last two days have been really, really funny. i need to incorporate both of them into my routine speech:
hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia: fear of the number six-hundred and sixty-six
phallocratic: relating to masculine power and dominance
tell me these two words aren't really shiny.
and tell me that you don't want to walk up to someone and call them a hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic phallocrat. i think that's the best nonsensical jab i've learned since calling someone an itinerant noodle vendor.