when i say that this blog is the last refuge of the persecuted crack smoker, i don't even think this place is a refuge for a crack smoker this dumb.
george allen ward has officially put himself in the running for stupidest crack smoker ever. click the link, read it, and weep: he's suing arm and hammer, pro se, for failure to warn. what did they fail to warn him about? they failed to warn him about the fact that it's illegal to use baking soda for the purpose of making crack.
let that sink in. this guy is in jail for making crack, and he is suing arm and hammer for not warning him that making crack is not legal.
the entire complaint is demented genius. he keeps swearing that his complaint isn't frivolous, but somehow i just can't bring myself to believe him. he thinks he's a persecuted crack smoker...but really, he's just oblivious. the sun rises in the east. the sun sets in the west. making crack is illegal. you really don't need arm and hammer to tell you that.