i have the sudden urge to throw a wash u law bum wine party. why? because it would be funny.
if my apartment were any bigger than a postage stamp1, i'd do it.
1 okay, so 270 square feet would be a pretty big postage stamp, but for the sake of throwing a party, it would be about as practical as throwing a party on a real postage stamp. plus, since it's a studio, people would probably puke on my bed after drinking too much bum wine. that would probably be bad.