1. awesome comment on overheard in chicago today:
Woman: (on cell) "So when are you going to start having kids? This summer? No? Oh. You're going to start having them in September so you can drink during the summer. Yeah. That does sound like good family planning."
- Loyola "L" Stop
2. does it make me a bad person that i've been reading every article i find about the britney spears/kevin federline breakup? i'm generally not one for celebrity gossip, but this particular thread of it amuses the heck out of me. it's probably because k-fed (fed-ex?) is such an easy butt to any joke. he thinks he's such a pimp, he acts like he's got so much money despite the fact that he now must either extort it out of britney spears, or sell a sex tape. it's amusing how much of a loser he is, and what a talentless hack he is.
besides, how can you not be amused by him? his kick game is ridiculous!