what would you do if you looked like michael jordan?
a. find a niche market for michael jordan impersonators
b. use it to pick up chicks
c. change your look or dress a little bit if you didn't feel like looking like michael jordan anymore
d. take the compliments nicely and move on with your days
e. sue michael jordan and phil knight for $416 million apiece
i didn't know i had a legal right not to be "harassed of looking like michael jordan." go figure.