Gets A Shiny Thing: Card Player Magazine. it's a gold mine of insightful articles about poker, and many of their columnists like to preach the gospel of Dan Harrington (whose books on tournament poker are just amazing). i'm tempted to buy a subscription as soon as i have some money.
Does Not Get A Shiny Thing: Mother Nature, powered by AmerenUE (or, vice versa?). i still don't have electricity. sigh.