"a chimp is capable of playing poker at least as well as phil hellmuth, jr., if not better."
pleeeeeeeeeeease let that monkey knock out phil hellmuth. that would be hysterical. mike matusow would also be acceptable, because he would be almost as funny. aaron kanter or chris moneymaker would be acceptable, because they both really, really suck at poker. but, phil hellmuth getting knocked out of the world series of poker main event by a chimpanzee? that would be pure comic platinum.