Judge Mathis is a special show. It's extra-special when both the plaintiff and the defendant are utter and complete morons.
"he just wasn't very professional."
--the dissatisfied bride, in reference to the combination minister and wedding deejay that she hired
"hitting on the bridesmaids is one of the perks of being a wedding deejay."
the moral of the story?
watching bad tv > studying conlaw.