Friday, May 05, 2006

in front of a tavern
flat on his face
a boozehound named Barney is pleading his case...

buy me a beer!
two bucks a glass!
come on
help me
i'm freezing my ass!
buy me brandy
a snifter of wine
who am i kidding
i'll drink turpentine!

move it you drunk
or i'll blast your rear end

i found two bucks

then come in my friend!

and so let us leave
on this heartwarming scene

can i be a boozehound?

not 'til you're fifteen!

You Are Barney

You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

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