Tuesday, May 30, 2006

dear moron on svu,
if ice-t accuses you of a crime, the stupidest thing you could do is to punch him in the eye.
love,
me

dear missouri,
i don't care if you write your administrative regulations in english, spanish, urdu, or pig latin. please, though, write them with an intelligible sentence structure.
love,
me

dear tuesday night television,
now that american idol is over, you suck. stop sucking.
love,
me

dear mo-dot,
if you're going to put a sharp curve just over the top of the hill, please label it. yes, you idiots, this includes rural roads. just because you're in the middle of nowhere doesn't mean you don't still have modern technology, including cars that go over thirty miles an hour.
love,
me

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