why does Martha Stewart have a llama??
(context: i am in the law school lounge. the martha stewart show is on the television. martha stewart is standing there, hawking her new book or something. the book is is one hand. in her other hand is a leash, a leash attached to a real live llama.)
really, i hope the llama eats the book. and martha stewart. llamas are cool, and martha stewart annoys the crap out of me. she's not cool enough to have a llama.