Thursday, January 05, 2006

for your amusement: because the lyrics to the full song are even more bizarre than the little portion they play on that boston market ad.

"eat steak"
by reverend horton heat


eat steak eat steak eat a big ol' steer
eat steak eat steak do we have one dear
eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
it's a grade a meal when i'm in the mood

cowpokes'll come from a near and far
when you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
roberto duran ate two before a fight
'cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might

eat steak eat steak eat a big ol' steer
eat steak eat steak do we have one dear
eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
it's a grade a meal when i'm in the mood

eat meat eat meat filet mignon
eat meat eat meat eat it all day long
eat a few t-bones till you get your fill
eat a new york cut hot off the grill

eat steak eat steak eat a big ol' steer
eat steak eat steak do we have one dear
eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
it's a grade a meal when i'm in the mood

eat a cow eat a cow 'cuase it's good for you
eat a cow eat a cow it's the thing that goes mooooo

look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yard
gotta hit'em in the head
gotta hit'em real hard
first you gotta clean 'em then the butcher cuts 'em up
throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup

saw a big brangus steer standing right over there
so i rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
bar-b-q'ed his brisket and roasted his rump
fed my dog that ol' brangus steer's hump

eat steak eat steak eat a big ol' steer
eat steak eat steak do we have one dear
eat beef, eat beef it's a mighty good food
it's a grade a meal when i'm in the mood

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