today, there's a bumper crop of morons on fark.
first of all, file this one under Missouri Is Stupid. i mean, really...how hard is it to count to 26.2? the kansas city marathon (who the heck knew KC had a marathon anyway???) was four tenths of a mile too short. you'd think after paying $150000 to organize the darn thing that they'd count the length correctly. apparently not.
secondly...here's a new defense...maybe i'll use it when i'm a lawyer. it is, i kid you not..."he was too stupid to commit the crime." i can't say anything snarky about that. that's just special. i guess that lawyer hasn't spent enough time on dumbcrooks.com.
people are stupid. i hate people.