i found this article and started reading it in torts class. i had to stop reading it after about a paragraph because i was laughing so hard at just the title and the first paragraph...and i didn't want to make it that obvious that i was surfing the web in class. anyway...it's freaking hilarious. it's the funniest thing the onion has done in a while--yes, even funnier than the scalia thing i linked to a few days ago.
and, you chicagoans will all especially die laughing. i promise. :)