so i was out playing poker last night, and i was cashing out. i'm talking to the guy behind the window, and telling him how my kings got cracked spectacularly. the guy behind me in line gets into the conversation...and i look at him and i'm like, "yeah...and this guy with ace-nine drew out to his ace on the river...he had nothing!"
he's like "yeah, i know...that was me."
open mouth. insert foot. but he's still a fish.