so, i was listening to my friend's radio show on wvfi...apparently, all liturgical christian churchgoers are victims of the "cancer causing candle conspiracy".
yay for silly satire. apparently some study said that candles burning in churches made the air a lot more polluted and carcinogenic...and the show spent an hour pretending to be serious about it, discussing the legal implications of this on the victims of cancer causing candles in church.
they talked about this for almost an hour. i'm amused.
i know weird people.